Book: Mind Bomb by Luke Mitchell - Don't read it

This video talks about a book called Mind Bomb. The actors, producers and writers in the video are clearly freaks. It appears they are either on drugs or have taken a lot of drugs in the past or probably both.

Their massive consumption of drugs is shockingly evident by news anchor Jack Hatchet who appears to be around 65 but is actually only 23 - sad but true. He rose to notoriety by being featured on Faces of Meth

for twelve consecutive weeks in a row.

His real name is David Bushman, a name he got when tourists found him in the Amazonian bush, apparently abandoned by his Indian mother. A malnourished baby, he was clearly no Goliath and probably wouldn’t amount to much of a man. Thus the name David Bushman.

The “Reverend” in the video is far from it. He actually is an assistant gamekeeper at the San Diego zoo. That footage was shot in the “Congo Pavilion” where his main duty is to clean the monkey shit off the windows. He wears a priest outfit, well, because he is a freak.

As for the “writer”, Luke Mitchell, not much is known about him, not because he is secretive but just because he isn’t that interesting. The guy at the corner deli thinks the Scottish woman in the video might be Luke’s girlfriend but he doesn’t care either way.

Nobody has actually seen a real copy of this book “Mind Bomb”, let alone read it so I couldn’t tell you what it is about or if it is interesting if it really did exist in the first place.

What I am sure about is that the video “Mindbomb Luke Mitchell” is junk. I flagged it and I suggest you go there now and flag it too. There isn’t an option to flag it as “Junk” so I chose “Infringes My Rights”. The video really does cramp my style. It makes me want to crawl under the desk, cover my ears and rock in a fetal position.

Note: since I blogged this I got a lot of emails from freaks. One was especially strange. It came from a “Miss Angela Brown.” No idea who she is but she is evidently part of some secret government agency. Either that or she took way too many drugs and watches way too many B level conspiracy movies.

Here rambling letter reads:

Dear Mr Genaro, I am in full agreement with your Critique on Luke Mitchell’s Mind Bomb, except for one thing. You do not speak out strongly enough against it. Please post my comments on your blog site. See attached file.
Yours sincerely. Miss Angela Brown.

Warning. Genaro’s blog on Sebrof2525’s You Tube clip about Luke Mitchell’s book Mind Bomb is not strongly enough worded. If you’ll be patient I’d like to explain. As Genaro elucidated, Shy TV’s anchorman Jack Hatchet’s real name is David Bushman. Mr Bushman, or to be more accurate Professor Bushman, was head of the CIA’s psy-ops facility in Langley Virginia until 1985 when he was thrown out for his experimentation with…you guessed it…brain implants.

Professor Bushman was disgraced when he unsuccessfully performed a brain implant on a prominent Republican senator who later went on to become president of the United States. Once again you guessed right…the senator’s name was George W Bush. This explains Jack Hatchet’s nervous behaviour when he receives a telephone call from George Bush during the making of the Mind Bomb interview. Bush and Bushman, this is not a mere name coincidence but a horrifying reality. For more information on the professor’s nefarious activities check out ‘Zeitgeist’ on You Tube.

The Reverend R Stornaway is none other than the lead singer and guitarist from cult rock band Black Maitreya. For more information about this evil man and his subversive activities check out his page on facebook. That he should be wearing the cloth comes as no surprise as it is rumoured that he is the Anti-Christ. Check out his facial expression on the You Tube clip when he says ‘ugly rumours’, if those aren’t Beelzebub’s eyes tell me whose they are.

Genaro is mistaken in thinking author Luke Mitchell is uninteresting. He is of great interest to the world’s intelligence gathering agencies. His real name is Doctor Ali Khatib. Sound familiar? It should because Ali Khatib worked for some time in Saddam Hussein’s secret police before the dictator was overthrown. His face appears on the ID card pack used in Iraq to identify war criminals. The card designated to his wicked countenance is, of course, the joker. His specialty was…you guessed it again…brain implantation. If you examine the brain implant that Stornaway holds up to the camera you will immediately realize that it is too big to fit into a human skull. This is because the tendrils fit onto cervical vertebrate. This is why Saddam Hussein’s Republican Guard were so good at marching, especially away from combat with better armed American ground forces.

Horrifying isn’t it? Doctor Khatib is over two hundred years old. He looks much younger because of the plastic surgery operations that were performed on his face before he left Iraq in a hurry. His red hat is a dead giveaway as he often wore this when in the company of Hussein. His book is an extremely dangerous piece of writing. There have been rumours that some people who read it were beamed up into fifth dimensional space craft operated by a cunning group of aliens called Goorantians.

The Goorantians come from the Upper Megadon Galaxy and their aim is to enslave mankind and turn the planet into a colossal jelly bean manufacturing plant to feed their insect-like masters who are in turn controlled by the demons, an extremely warlike planetary race of monsters.

As for the laundry lady she is none other than ‘Acid Annie’. She is wanted in several countries for her part in a huge international money laundering scam. I’m talking billions here. If you view the Mind Bomb clip carefully you will notice the money that is hanging on her washing line is high denomination Chinese notes. This is because she is the Queen of a Hong Kong triad whose name, roughly translated into English, is ‘The Sons of Thoth’.

Freeze frame the packet of Crappo soap powder she holds up and you will see quite clearly that it says Made in China. The logo on the packet, a winged skull and crossbones, is the triad’s insignia which the gang members have tattooed onto their left buttock.

Mind Bomb soap powder is a dangerous hallucinogen which can leave the user fighting mad and bereft of any sense of self-preservation. Regular users can be spotted easily because they are often to be seen foaming at the mouth.

I cannot emphasize too strongly that these people must be stopped before they bring our civilization over the brink of destruction and the Goorantians and the Sons of Thoth fulfill their dream of world domination.

3 Responses to “Book: Mind Bomb by Luke Mitchell - Don't read it”

  1. Was Anon Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I in fact do have a copy of this book - signed in fact by the author at his Ibicencan residence last year and it is a very weird read but not that weird. I mean Burroughs is far weirder. It helps if you are Scottish or like Scotland to understand this book. But it does exist as a genuine book and can be bought on Amazon. The worrying news is that it is part of a trilogy apparently. Luke Mitchell is a real person.

    I do prefer his Art to this book from what I saw of it when we visited and enjoyed some excellent ordinary tea brewed in an extraordinary ceramic pot - but there is one very important thing which deserves to be highlighted. This book does in fact deal (perhaps unconsciously) with a classic theme that runs through the best Scottish literature, Dualism. From “The Strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” to “The Confessions of a justified sinner.”

    Though the book is not high lit and does not warrant the sort of rave reviews it has garnered over at Amazon, it is still an interesting read - if at times the prose is a little turgid. I would not say it is not “unputdownable” either because I have been reading it on and off now for 2 months…

    Anon

  2. تعذيب Says:
    March 17th, 2009 at 2:29 am

    sry i just know how to write my name in arabic :)) anyway however my english not that good but i think i get the point. thanks

  3. Rebecca Macdonald Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    I came across this blog by chance, while looking for the cheapest site to order a paperback copy of Mind Bomb to give as a present. Up here in Inverness, Scotland, folks tend to put their name to their opinions. That Anon comment sounds like its written by some snobby twat. I don’t believe anyone is claiming that Luke’s book is high literature, it is much more fun than that. I also don’t think the book is meant to be taken seriously by well read toffee noses who think they know it all, but are probably uncreative in their personal lives. We Scots love dark humor and i know it is not always easy to understand, especially by serious people.
    Rebecca Macdonald. Scotland.

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