My brother Felix runs an orphanage in Cambodia. From the Christian point of view he is definitely a sinner but he’s going to heaven anyway. Directors of Cambodian orphanages go directly to heaven without passing through purgatory.

It is a deal Buddha made with Jesus a long time ago. In return Christian tele evangelists are allowed into heaven as long as at some point in their career they admit to all their decadence and lies in a well promoted teary eyed prime time spectacle.

I think the deal sucks because directors of Cambodian orphanages are truly doing gods work regardless of whether they care less about the Bible. and tele evangelists are idiots.

He just got written up in a big newspaper.

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