Little Green Men Live In My Server

I swear there are little monsters in my server who run around and chew on cables and piss on the hard drives.

A normal day (today):

8 am - Server down intermittently. Admin has no idea why.

11 am - All images disappear from several of my sites. Nobody knows why.

2 pm - One site mysteriously starts forwarding itself to another site.

4 pm - Server down again.

5 pm – DSL down.

6 pm – Server slow.

7 pm – Email down.

8 pm – Email back up, sort of.

It just makes you want to scream!

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